Silvio, Sheva, Roman, Kaka and... Jordan?!

East-west relations may not currently be cordial at governmental level, but theyâÂÂre far from frosty in the high-powered world of football business.

After enjoying a pleasant afternoon bobbing about off Sardinia on former Chukotka governor Roman AbramovichâÂÂs floating palace-yacht, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi can look forward to spending some quality time with his godson Jordan Shevchenko.

Yes, AndriyâÂÂs back at AC Milan after a couple of years lost in London - and it's to everyone's benefit. If reports are to be believed, Roman will continue to stump up part of ShevaâÂÂs ã120-grand-a-week salary for the next year, after which he will get first dibs on Ricky Kaka.


"...and there's a lovely bistro off the King's Road"

But while itâÂÂs all smiles on the sun-kissed yacht, it may be a bit chilly in the Sheva household as the missus now has to troop back to âÂÂvillage lifeâ in Milan and face a chorus of Told You So from the brood of highly-competitive Rossoneri WAGs.

Mrs S has been putting on a brave (and presumably exquisitely exfoliated) face, ensuring a worried world that âÂÂif Andriy is happy then we are happyâ â âÂÂweâ being her and the nippers. Not that the former model is ready to jump on the first flight back to Italy just yet, mind: âÂÂMe and the kids are staying in London as things are not ready at the other end,â she insisted. In other words, âÂÂThat Lake Como villa needs a good airing and thereâÂÂs no way IâÂÂm staying in the Best Western in the meantime.âÂÂ

Hubby, on the other hand, couldnâÂÂt wait to hop on the plane and get back to speaking Italian â and he sure gave it some rabbit when he landed at Linate airport on Sunday evening. âÂÂIâÂÂm so happy, great to be back, love you all,â he gushed, before mentioning the unmentionable around Milanello: âÂÂItâÂÂs like winning the Champions League.âÂÂ


Silvio, Kristin, Jordan and Andriy share a moment

To make the homecoming complete, a group of hardcore Milan Ultras were on hand to welcome back the prodigal son. Shaven-headed and heavily tattooed, the Ultras barged their way to the front of the arrivals exit to ensure a startled Sheva â not to mention the rest of the urbane travellers leaving the terminal â that they held no grudges.

The same cannot be said for some of his new/old team-mates. The players are split over ShevaâÂÂs return, with some of the old stagers seemingly still put out by the manner of the UkrainianâÂÂs departure two years ago. Well, you know, these old folk do like to reminisce. Certainly Carlo Ancelotti will be chewing the insides of his ample cheeks as he comes to terms with having to play the bossâÂÂs pet while keeping the likes of Filippo Inzaghi happy. Indeed, and to nobodyâÂÂs great surprise, it seems Ancelotti was hardly the driving force being signing Shevchenko: just last Friday, the day before the return was confirmed, Ancelotti was bleating away about how much had he been left in the dark â âÂÂThereâÂÂs a lot of talk but little action.âÂÂ

ItâÂÂs also not what you would highlight as a problem position, whether youâÂÂre from Milan, Manchester or Mongolia. Considering that both Ricky Kaka and Clarence Seedorf have been registered as strikers on the squad list, the coach can now call on seven front-men and about four defenders. It might sound heavenly for a Keegan or an Ardiles, but itâÂÂs hardly likely to cut the mustard in Serie A. Place your bets now that the apple-cheeked one wonâÂÂt see out the season at the San Siro â unlike the U-turning Ukrainian.