Watch: Cristiano Ronaldo furiously claims foul after humorous mishit
Danny Welbeck feels your pain, Cristiano...
Monday night was not a good one for Portugal. They were humbled 3-0 at home by a very limited Dutch team that, damningly, England had exposed just three days earlier.
And Cristiano Ronaldo didn't have such a terrific evening either. Here he is doing his very finest Danny Welbeck impression, but coming up empty-handed.
The best bit, though: his absolute, incandescent fury at not being awarded the foul.
In fairness to Ronaldo, it's less a dive and more an embarrassing air-kick (and he possibly felt a slight touch to his heel from Nathan Ake), so we're going to assume it was his pride talking when he got up to confront the referee.
Still funny though...
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Seb Stafford-Bloor is a football writer at Tifo Football and member of the Football Writers' Association. He was formerly a regularly columnist for the FourFourTwo website, covering all aspects of the game, including tactical analysis, reaction pieces, longer-term trends and critiquing the increasingly shady business of football's financial side and authorities' decision-making.