One-club man Totti retired at the end of the 2016/17 season and is now a sporting director at the Serie A club – but clearly he's still got his dazzling technique, as he proved on Sunday night.
In a friendly kickabout, the 41-year-old had an emphatic answer to his opposition's wall just a couple of yards in front of the goal-line.
With a goalkeeper also to beat, Totti's odds of scoring looked slim indeed – even by his standards. But then...
Oh, you.
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