14. David Beckham
There’s only one place to start when it comes to footballers and hairstyles: David Robert Joseph Beckham.
From the mid-1990s well into the new millennium, Beckham’s ever-changing hairdo was a constant talking point, almost as much as his exploits on the pitch. Indeed, one of the reasons Sir Alex Ferguson lost patience with the Manchester United man was his decision to wear a beanie during training in March 2000, so that his new barnet would only be unveiled on an upcoming matchday.
13. David James
It’s probably no coincidence that most of the players featured in this list were attackers, many of whom played with great flair and imagination.
That’s not quite the case with ex-England goalkeeper James, who didn’t let his position hold him back when it came to experimenting with his hairdo. The 6ft 4in shot-stopper trialled a range of colours throughout his career, while also flitting between afros, cornrows and comb-overs.
12. Djibril Cisse
The Frenchman put a huge amount of effort into his hair, often unveiling a new look every time he took to the field.
Most revolved around a bleach blonde look, although Cisse also dabbled in red during his brief stay at Sunderland and blue while he was on the books of QPR. He’s ditched the dye more recently, preferring a more natural looking mohawk.
11. Paul Pogba
Not everyone's a fan of eccentricity, but Garth Crooks seems to dislike Pogba's proclivity for hair carvings - which have at different times included a star, his name and the Batman logo - more than most.
"I also want to discuss Paul Pogba's new hairstyle, which features a red streak." Crooks told BBC Sport. "There is so much for the midfielder to do at United and he still insists on behaving like an adolescent."
It's hard to deny the Frenchman oozes cool, though, and his quirky cuts clearly haven't affected his football career - the midfielder's won eight major trophies before his 25th birthday, after all.
10. Kyle Beckerman
Is that a giant spider about to chew Beckerman’s face off? Fear not – it’s simply the United States midfielder’s substantial crop of dreadlocks.
Our first thought looking at the picture above is how heavy they must feel on Beckerman’s head. Perhaps that’s the reason the Real Salt Lake veteran chopped them off in November 2017, a move described by ESPN as “one of the most stunning decisions in US soccer history.”
9. Jason Lee
‘Serenaded’ by chants of “he’s got a pineapple on his head” by opposition fans, the hairdo sported by the former Lincoln, Peterborough and Nottingham Forest striker was clearly eye-catching.
There’s a darker side to this story, though, with Lee later admitting that the constant jokes about his barnet made by television personalities Frank Skinner and David Baddiel began to affect his career.
“It coincided with a lack of form, which any player can have, and it grew to the extent where it was affecting people around me,” he told BBC Sport in 2007.
8. Marek Hamsik
It’s hard to picture Hamsik without his trademark mohawk, so it’s just as well the Napoli midfielder has declared he won’t ditch it until he’s retired.
In fact, the Slovakian icon has been known to double down on his favoured style when things aren’t going well on the pitch. After a poor individual start to the 2017/18 campaign, Hamsik’s agent said his client would “raise his mohawk” to try and bring about a change in fortunes.
7. Marouane Fellaini
The Belgian has been the subject of mockery for his impressive afro-style ’do, but Fellaini – pleasingly – refuses to budge and has even taken to bleaching his sizeable mop-top since moving to Manchester United.
Pressed on his hair-maintenance regimen in a 2012 interview with the Daily Mail , the target-man midfielder shrugged “I wash it sometimes, but that’s it.” Fair play.
6. Ronaldo
You have to be a great player to get away with a hairstyle like this, so it’s just as well Ronaldo remains one of the best strikers to have ever played the game.
We’re still left with a number of questions, mind. Did the clippers explode before the crew cut could be completed? Was he given the trim in the dark?
4. Vagner Love
Many people question whether modern-day footballers care for their clubs or merely treat them as an instrument to further their own individual careers, but Vagner Love cannot be accused of failing to forge a connection.
The reason is found in his hair. The Brazilian has taken to dying his dreadlocks in the colour of his employers, be it red for Flamengo or blue for CSKA Moscow (who, confusingly, also wear red). Now plying his trade with Alanyaspor, he’s disappointed everyone by shaving his head.
3. Rodrigo Palacio
A quick glance at Palacio’s bonce from distance reveals nothing particularly unusual. After all, what’s crazy about a short back and sides?
Look a little closer, though, and you’ll notice something resembling a rat’s tail dangling from the right-hand side of the Argentinian’s head. Wait a minute, is that thing attached?!
