Fear not, you've not just spent Good Friday at work. Instead, we're bringing you your usual Friday lunchtime fix a tad early this week.
Always funny, never dull, The Football Ramble's podcasts have won three gongs in the 2009 Soccerlens Awards - Best Football Podcast (Editor's Choice and Readers' Choice) plus Funniest Football Website.
And they're lovely enough to produce a special, exclusive extra bit for FourFourTwo.com - online every Friday other than this week.
This week's topics include Andrei Arshavin, utility players and cheese. You'll have to listen to get it.
So why not start listening, open another window and carry on reading too?
If you like what you hear, you can get the main weekly Ramble podcast from TheFootballRamble.com or subscribe via iTunes here.
Previous Ramble Extras:
Fri Mar 26: Hearts of Oak & anti-tank missiles
Fri Mar 19: Romario gets political & players you hate unreasonably
Fri Mar 12: Favourite nippy wingers & players in surreal situations
Fri Mar 5: Weird caps and what other sports footballers would excel at
Fri Feb 26: Flash footballers & park football ultraviolence
Fri Feb 19: Bad injuries & Stephen Ireland's fishtank
Fri Feb 12: Avram's oars and Collymore's burger
Fri Feb 5: Beckham's advice to Wimbledon & Football's A-Team
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