Romelu Lukaku listed as a classified ad in the Liverpool Echo
The Belgian's transfer saga has proved so tiresome for some that he's now available for £85... sort of.

Before the summer transfer window has even opened, there has been plenty of transfer talk and speculation surrounding the future of 24-year-old Lukaku.
The Belgium international has been hotly linked with a return to Chelsea, having expressed his desire to leave Goodison Park this summer.
But for some Everton fans, the constant rumours and speculation have turned the whole ordeal into a bit of a joke. So one prankster took to the classified ads section of the Liverpool Echo to list Lukaku alongside a collection of household items.
We'll happily oblige for £85. And if all else fails we'll just take the wooden table.
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