Reds boss Rafa Benitez is unlikely to release his prize assest and allow him to go skating on thin ice, risking an injury that could affect the Anfield club's trophy hunt this season.
But that hasn't stopped the former Atletico Madrid star dreaming of one day performing a triple-salko or two.
“The television in England is very good and there is a lot that I enjoy watching," he said. "There is a programme called Dancing on Ice where a celebrity and a skater perform together.
“It is very artistic and elegant to watch. The couples move very gracefully together. Sometimes the celebrity will fall over, which can be amusing, but it must be very difficult. One day you may see me on the programme, too.”
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