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Your work is not yet done, Satan tells Blatter
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Back of the Net Sepp Blatter has been revived by Satan and sent back to Earth to fulfil his demonic mission, Back of the Net can reveal...
Frank Lampard becomes joint-manager of Rangers
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Back of the Net Lampard has controversially been appointed to the same managerial position as Steven Gerrard, report Back of the Net
Stoke players determined to get relegated anyway
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Back of the Net Mark Hughes goes but players vow to continue his legacy, report Back of the Net
Frustrated Savage unable to make first Champions League point
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Back of the Net The pugnacious pundit looked off the pace at Champions League level, Back of the Net reports...
Title defence just beginning to slip away from Leicester, Ranieri admits
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Back of the Net Foxes face fight to retain their Premier League crown, Back of the Net report.
Defiant Arsenal delighted after proving critics right in Barcelona
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Back of the Net Arsenal stun nobody with comprehensive, free-flowing defeat, Back of the Net report...
Newcastle asked Carver and Stone to sack each other
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Back of the Net Despite the cruel nature of their departures, neither man holds any grudge, explains Back of the Net...
You’re only as good as your last game, Moyes insists repeatedly
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Sunderland The Sunderland boss is belligerently ignoring his team’s first 10 games, Back of the Net can reveal…
Hull rueing decision to enter World Snooker Championship
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Back of the Net Hull City fans have reacted angrily to the club’s unsuccessful World Snooker Championship campaign after a first-round defeat to Shaun Murphy, Back of the Net reports...
Arsenal fans lose patience with Emery
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Back of the Net Gunners supporters are already preparing their ‘Emery Out’ posters, Back of the Net reports
Wenger thinks Secret Santa present is Hummels, colleagues fear
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Back of the Net Arsene Wenger seems to believe that a carefully wrapped package under the club Christmas tree is Mats Hummels, Back of the Net can reveal...
Southampton finally get rid of Hughes by telling him club no longer exists
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Back of the Net Saints have informed Hughes that the club has been disbanded, Back of the Net reveals
Real Madrid livid as Bale returns from Wales duty with Moldovan anthem stuck in his head
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Back of the Net Gareth Bale has come back from international duty with a potentially long-term problem, Back of the Net can reveal
Aston Villa have Sherwood put down
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Back of the Net Aston Villa have reluctantly parted company with Tim Sherwood. Back of the Net has the full story...
Nobody at Stoke can remember signing 'Marcel Bielson'
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Back of the Net A new face at training has Potters players perplexed, Back of the Net reports
Nothing learned from Slovakia-England, terrified journalists realise
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Back of the Net Journalists across the country are in a state of panic after England’s win over Slovakia. Back of the Net explain why
Sunderland to put manager’s job on Craigslist
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Back of the Net The Black Cats are struggling to find a new manager, Back of the Net can reveal...
Group F preview: European supervillains, kitty cannon fodder and Kaka's new face
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Back of the Net The Back of the Net team analyse all four teams in UEFA Champions League Group E...
‘No quantity of wine’ will tempt Allardyce back into management
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Back of the Net The ex-Crystal Palace boss’s retirement is absolutely, definitely final, Back of the Net can confirm
Hull and Leicester to mix the teams up or play three-and-in
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Back of the Net The Tigers are struggling for numbers for their opening-day fixture, and Back of the Net can reveal that some drastic solutions are being considered...
Jurgen Klopp blames gravity for Liverpool's disappointing draw with Everton
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Back of the Net Liverpool manager feels the planet’s gravitational pull made the game a lottery, says Back of the Net
Judge me in 2040, demands Emery
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Back of the Net Gunners boss tells fans to hold fire for 22 years, Back of the Net reveal
Hugo Lloris to remain Spurs captain unless he murders several people, then we’ll see, confirms Pochettino
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Back of the Net The Tottenham boss is standing by his skipper until he’s wanted by the FBI, Back of the Net can confirm
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