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Southampton terminate Dani Osvaldo
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Back of the Net Southampton have been forced to draw the curtain over their record signing Dani Osvaldo, Back of the Net report...
Worst Italy team in history is still full of Italians
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Back of the Net Italy draw on inner Italianness to grind out Italian-style win, Back of the Net report...
Warnock becomes Palace manager by default
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Back of the Net After an unsuccessful manager hunt, Crystal Palace have had to accept the appointment of Neil Warnock, Back of the Net can reveal...
Wenger insisting on courting transfer targets with poetry, hand-carved love spoons
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Back of the Net The Arsenal boss has been accused of employing old-fashioned transfer techniques. Back of the Net have the details...
Sevilla players draw blank when asked what they got up to yesterday
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Back of the Net Players and staff of Sevilla are sure they were doing something important last night but cannot for the life of them remember what it was, writes Back of the Net...
Lewandowski goal drought enters thirty-sixth minute
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Back of the Net The formerly prolific Pole seems to have forgotten where the goal is, report Back of the Net...
Kane calls for penalty miss to be given to Eriksen
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Back of the Net Spurs ace has sights fixed on setting record straight, Back of the Net reveal
Manchester City drawn in murder mystery group
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Back of the Net This season’s Champions League will see Cityzens once again come face to face with death, Back of the Net can reveal...
Van Basten reveals radical plan to save football, includes monkeys
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Back of the Net Dutchman unveils his scheme to revolutionise football with a series of bold rule changes. Back of the Net explores what this will mean for the game
Manchester City sell the remaining 13% of club’s soul
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Back of the Net Manchester City are in danger of selling out, Back of the Net can reveal...
Back of the Net's definitely serious Africa Cup of Nations 2017 preview
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Back of the Net The Africa Cup of Nations is almost certainly about to start. Back of the Net previews events in Gabon...
Football addict forced to turn to Confederations Cup for fix
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Back of the Net Man soothing dependence with obsessive interest in FIFA’s ninth-most prestigious tournament, reveal Back of the Net
Chelsea handed three-match persecution complex
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Back of the Net Champions slapped with enormous sense of grievance, according to Back of the Net...
Ranieri ate three-course meal during Sevilla-Leicester, video reveals
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Back of the Net The Leicester boss insists he was unaware of any betting markets, Back of the Net reports.
Arsenal fans to blame if Lacazette flops, club confirms
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Back of the Net Supporters ‘must take responsibility’ for £52m man, Back of the Net report
Kevin De Bruyne to miss three months with backpacking trip
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Back of the Net Playmaker will be unavailable until November after taking a last-minute decision to fly to Peru and hike the Inca Trail, report Back of the Net
Wenger still refusing to buy umbrella
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Back of the Net Arsenal boss will rely on folded newspaper to keep rain off, Back of the Net reveal...
Universal awkwardness as Ronaldo presumes he won FIFA Best Player Award
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Back of the Net The Juventus star failed to recognise former team-mate Luka Modric at all, Back of the Net reports
Crystal Palace complain about old man smell in Manchester City dressing room
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Back of the Net Crystal Palace officials have moaned that their stadium still smells of boiled cabbage and cough sweets following the visit of Manchester City, reports Back of the Net...
Solid gold kit may have been mistake, Arsenal admit
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Back of the Net Arsenal are having second thoughts about their change kit, Back of the Net can reveal...
Queen backs Sturridge for Euro 2016
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Back of the Net Queen intervenes in England striker debate, Back of the Net reveals…
Premier League not as realistic as Football Manager 2016
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Back of the Net Premier League designers accused of diverging from popular simulation, Back of the Net report...
Exhausted fans call for winter break
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Back of the Net Supporters demand the FA give them a fortnight off, Back of the Net can reveal...
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