Latest articles by James Kilpatrick
Watch: Kaizer Chiefs' reserves shamelessly showboat to see out their match
In Other News... The Amakhosi's second-string side decided style over substance would see them over the line against Platinum Stars' reserves in Durban.
Video: James Beattie helps rescue two children from crashed yacht
In Other News... The former Southampton, Everton and Rangers striker helped two kids in trouble in Dorset.
Arsenal release new 2018/19 home shirt
In Other News... Gunners' new threads include horizontal red lines on white sleeves, as Arsenal enter a Wenger-less era
20-year-old Dominik Midak becomes owner of Polish top-tier side Arka Gdynia
In Other News... Yep, a 20-year-old has become the owner of the Polish Cup holders.
Nicolas Anelka burns Raymond Domenech in Kylian M'Bappe debate
In Other News... The Monaco teenager's record-breaking weekend has reopened old wounds with a war of words between Anelka and former France coach Domenech.
Tottenham release moody imagery to show off new stadium progress
In Other News... Spurs' swanky hi-tech arena is edging completion – with USB ports, a micro-brewery and an in-house bakery all to be included. Mmmmm!
Video: ‘Ray Pizzy’ Parlour debuts grime track ‘Invincibles’
In Other News... Who would’ve thought the Romford Pele would ever label Patrick Vieira a ‘skengman’ and Thierry Henry’s game ‘a peng ting’.
Video: Club America goalkeeper taunted by fake money in Copa MX
In Other News... Club America goalkeeper Agustin Marchesin was showered in fake money by fans of his former club Santos Laguna on Wednesday.
Watch: Ex-Real Madrid midfielder Hamit Altintop curls in outrageous last minute equaliser in Germany
In Other News... The former Galatasaray and Bayern Munich utility man spoiled the show with a fabulous curled strike against Greuther Furth.
Ex-Arsenal winger Serge Gnabry scores 45-yard wonder goal for Hoffenheim
In Other News... The Germany international scored one of the Bundesliga's finest strikes of the season with this audacious goal from just inside his own half
Video: Referee fakes being headbutted, sends off Luis Fabiano
In Other News... A man in the middle caught play-acting, you say? Oh, go on then...
Arsenal fans' 'Wenger out' protest plane scuppered by bad weather
In Other News... Gooners planning to rally against their manager this weekend have seen their plans halted by bad weather in Sandwell.
Duisburg goalkeeper Mark Flekken to auction off famous water bottle for charity following high-profile blunder
In Other News... Just a few days after his world-famous gaffe, Flekken is inviting bids for his bottle to help underprivileged kids in Duisburg
Spartak Moscow loon fires flare towards referee during Champions League game
In Other News... *Knock* *knock*. Who's there? UEFA...
Best celebration ever? Romanian striker scores, applauds his own goal from the stands
In Other News... Sometimes you've got to celebrate your achievements... and Stefan Blanaru shows us exactly how to do it
Self-titled "chubby Harry Kane" is becoming very popular on social media
In Other News... Middlesbrough season ticket holder Phil Foden looks like a professional footballer. Take a wild guess at which one...
Cristiano Ronaldo's bust at Madeira airport has been quietly replaced
In Other News... The infamous lump of bronze on Ronaldo's home island has been removed after a request from his family
Serbian side set to miss out on Europa League place after horrific penalty decision
In Other News... Spartak Subotica beat Radnicki Nis 2-0 on Sunday after a scandalous call by the referee
Argentine TV network hold minute's silence after 3-0 World Cup loss to Croatia
In Other News... Argentina's Group D defeat on Thursday sparked an amusing reaction from TyC Sports' studio panel
Watch: Nabil Fekir and Memphis Depay both score stunners in victory over PSG
In Other News... Fekir's stunning free-kick was followed by Depay's brilliant last-gasp strike from range which handed Lyon a shock win over the Ligue 1 leaders
Porto's Hernani casually scores with scorpion kick in the Portuguese Cup (and couldn't care less)
In Other News... Porto's Hernani wasn't particularly fussed after scoring a superb scorpion kick against minnows Lusitano de Evora at the weekend
Ex-Leicester boss Nigel Pearson becomes manager of Belgian club Leuven
In Other News... The 54-year-old has been re-united with Leicester's owners as he becomes manager of the second-tier side
Nigeria continue to prove none of us are worthy with brilliant World Cup travel gear
In Other News... Following the roaring success of their World Cup kit, Super Eagles players stayed on brand as they jetted out to Russia
