Latest articles by James Kilpatrick
Paul Merson's return to football for Caerau cut short due to floodlight failure
In Other News... The former Arsenal midfielder starred for the Welsh fourth-tier club on Wednesday night – but his game was ended prematurely
Bundesliga referee eats sweets thrown onto the pitch from Mainz fans in the DFB-Pokal
In Other News... Mainz fans threw candy onto the pitch at Frankfurt to mark their carnival celebrations, but referee Deniz Aytekin didn't mind.
PSG's Javier Pastore now looks like a terrifying iced gem
In Other News... The Argentine has caused a stir on social media with his abysmal new trim.
Philippe Mexes re-united with pet parrot he described as "one of my children"
In Other News... Former France international Philippe Mexes has expressed his relief at finding his pet parrot Coco, who he describes as “one of my children”.
The FIFA 18 soundtrack has been revealed
In Other News... As always, EA's new release features a diverse range of tracks from around the world.
RB Leipzig build a special smoking area for Napoli manager Maurizio Sarri
In Other News... The Bundesliga club have set up a specific area in their away dressing room for Sarri to have a cigarette.
Video: 'German Jimmy Glass' saves Buchbach from relegation in 96th minute
In Other News... A goalkeeper scores a last-minute winner to keep his team in the fourth tier... sound familiar? Well, it's happened again.
Napoli's Lorenzo Insigne was shafted by the mascot selection on Sunday
In Other News... The pint-sized forward was forced to walk out of the tunnel with a child the same size of him – so had to move to one side when the team lined up.
Martin Allen leaves as Barnet manager... for the fifth time
In Other News... Allen tried to steer Barnet to League Two survival, but he's now left after eight weeks following their relegation
Clarence Seedorf impresses his own Deportivo bench with a delightful first touch
In Other News... The Dutchman may have retired in 2014, but he hasn't lost a smidgen of his technique
Watch: Cardiff's Callum Paterson scores woeful own goal against Reading
In Other News... Paterson showed great composure to score Reading's opener. Shame it was in the wrong net...
Harry Redknapp reveals ego-stroking method he used to keep Paolo Di Canio sweet at West Ham
In Other News... The former Hammers chief has recalled one of the more unorthodox ways he kept the fiery Italian from flying off the handle.
Ex-Arsenal royalty Nicklas Bendtner sets up Rosenborg team-mate with outrageous assist
In Other News... Bendtner is in red hot form for Rosenborg, and continued that with a lovely assist in the Europa League
Serie D midfielder handed lengthy ban after 'urinating towards away fans'
In Other News... Turris's Giovanni Liberti has been banned for five games after urinating at Sarnese fans – but the club president has launched an appeal
Watch: Den Bosch's Danny Verbeek incredible open-goal miss from two yards out
In Other News... In the Dutch second tier, Verbeek missed an absolute sitter against Ajax II
Atletico Tucuman's Cristian Villagra is donating his bone marrow to his brother who has leukemia
In Other News... Villagra is putting his playing career to one side to try and help save his brother's life.
Utrecht's new goalkeeper blunders in his very first training session
In Other News... The Dutch goalkeeper didn't exactly make the best first impression at his new club.
Las Palmas flop Oussama Tannane didn't realise the La Liga club was on an island
In Other News... Tannane did not know where Las Palmas was when he agreed to join the club based on Gran Canaria.
Real Madrid's Isco mocks Tony Adams for his waistcoat
In Other News... Life has been hard on poor Adams since he took the reins at La Liga no-hopers Granada.
Joe Cole to become player/assistant coach at Tampa Bay Rowdies
In Other News... The former Chelsea star and England international is taking his first steps into coaching
Russian club Mordovia Saransk offering free tickets... for cigarettes
In Other News... Mordovia have promised free entry to fans who bring a packet of cigarettes to the stadium ahead of their game against Fakel Voronezh.
Mexico's government say Hirving Lozano's goal caused a small earthquake
In Other News... Lozano's 35th-minute strike against world champions Germany literally shook the ground in Mexico
Peruvians are doing absolutely everything to disrupt play-off opponents New Zealand
In Other News... First it was delayed flights and bus rides – and now Peru fans have let off fireworks outside the NZ team hotel... at 2.50am
