Latest articles by Joe Nelson
Liverpool fans go to incredible lengths to decipher whether Virgil van Dijk is heading to Anfield
In Other News... Football fans will scour every corner of the web to find out any information about a possible new signing, but Reds have taken it one step further in their pusuit of the Southampton stopper
Manchester City new boy Benjamin Mendy left puzzled by Nando's parking experience
In Other News... The chicken chain is a footballers' favourite, but Mendy was left confused after being hit with a £60 fine after collecting his dinner
Real Madrid fans troll Gerard Pique in latest Clasico victory
In Other News... The Bernabeu faithful chanted "Se queda!" at Pique on Wednesday night, mocking his tweet implying that Neymar would stay at Barcelona.
Breitbart apologises to Lukas Podolski after using jet-ski snap in gang-related story
In Other News... The alt-right website were forced to apologise to the German after mistaking him for a migrant travelling from Morocco to Spain.
Every little helps: New Luton man Aaron Jarvis misses Tesco shift to sign
In Other News... There are many hurdles to overcome with a deadline day transfer. But perhaps the most peculiar were that of new Luton boy Jarvis...
Borussia Dortmund reveal their fourth kit of the season (but it's a beaut)
In Other News... Long gone are the days of a home and away kit every two years: Dortmund have unveiled their fourth of the season, to be worn in European competitions
Nantwich and Altrincham match delayed due to 'bizarre' egg invasion
In Other News... The Cheshire derby was always going to be a cracking affair, but it turned out to more so than usual, with a suprising sight in the 13th minute.
Germany offering cash prize to design a logo for their 2024 Euro bid
In Other News... The DFB are on the lookout for budding designers to create an 'inspiring logo' to help their bid for Euro 2024. And they might even pay you for it...
Totti hits pinpoint yacht-to-yacht pass to show he's still got it in retirement
In Other News... Recently retired Italian superstar seems to be have a whale of a time since leaving football
Croatian football kingpin Zdravko Mamic shot in assassination attempt
In Other News... The controversial former Dinamo Zagreb chief was wounded in the leg after being attacked by a two masked individuals
Ousmane Dembele fluffs keepy-uppies at Barcelona unveiling
In Other News... What is it with Barça's new signings? First it was Paulinho; now Dembele follows him in struggling to do the business in front of his new fans
Roberto Carlos to avoid prison after unpaid child support
In Other News... The former Real Madrid star had been late in paying more than £15,000 to his former partner
Englishman Billy Ions scores brilliant Puskas contender in Finnish league
In Other News... The Leeds United academy graduate stunned fans during a Veikkausliiga game between SJK and VPS
Paraguay expose spy ahead of Chile World Cup qualifier
In Other News... With a World Cup place at stake, some folk will go to great lengths to make sure their side has the advantage
La Liga fine Celta Vigo... for having low attendances
In Other News... Bizarrely, the Galicians have been wrist-slapped for their poor attendance record so far this season, which hasn't met minimum requirements
Raheem Sterling roasts Leroy Sane over new tattoo
In Other News... The England winger used an Instagram Story to showcase his team-mate's huge tattoo – of himself
Torino manager Sinisa Mihajlovic pushes, tears into into assistants after replacing wrong player
In Other News... Mihajlovic made a career as a tough-tackling enforcer who wasn't to be messed with – but even as a manager his assistants are still finding out that reputation is still very much intact.
Nike release sleek third kits for Chelsea, Spurs and Manchester City
In Other News... The kitmakers have described their flashing new camo kits as "dominant", "dazzling" and "vibrant"
Shades of Frank Lampard as Krasnodar are denied clear goal in Europa League qualifier
In Other News... Mihailo Ristic's strike crossed the line but wasn't given during Krasnodar's 3-2 win over Crvena Zvezda.
Nabil Fekir channels inner Beckham to score Goal of the Season contender
In Other News... The new Ligue 1 season is only three weeks old, but it might well have seen its finest goal thanks to the France midfielder
Spurs fans parody Lion King's 'Circle of Life' with incredibly elaborate song
In Other News... The song has reached all four corners of the Twittersphere, though Tottenham fans have reacted badly to the music video
Marseille president fails to recognise Stevan Jovetic while talking to Stevan Jovetic about Stevan Jovetic
In Other News... Jacques-Henri Eyraud was sharing a helicopter with transfer target Jovetic to watch Monaco's 6-1 thumping of Marseille when the mishap occured
Saido Berahino seeks out Stoke fans who appear in brilliant post-goal photo
In Other News... The Potters striker has pledged his shirt to the supporters who went viral for their hilarious celebrations after Jese's goal against Arsenal
