John Foster
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Manchester United keen to extend administrative error
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Back of the Net Manchester United boss Louis van Gaal has told everyone to keep shtum about the typo that has elevated the Red Devils to fourth place, report Back of the Net...
Welbeck proves Arsenal credentials by getting injured
By John Foster published
Back of the Net The Gunners' new signing is settling in well, as Back of the Net's John Foster reports...
MK Dons players’ families less impressed than expected
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Back of the Net Friends and family of the victorious MK Dons seem to think beating Manchester United isn't that much of a big deal, writes Back of the Net's John Foster...
Di Maria contract written in quick-drying ink
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Back of the Net Manchester United have confirmed that Angel di Maria's contract was binding the second his pen touched the paper, reports Back of the Net's John Foster...
England enlist psychologist to help them deal with inevitable World Cup glory
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Back of the Net With World Cup victory in Brazil all but assured, England have hired a psychologist to ensure players don't get carried away, says Back of the Net's John Foster...
United close to pronouncing Van Gaal
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Back of the Net Manchester United are believed to be on the verge of naming Louis van Gaal in his native Dutch accent, reports John Foster...
Giggs can’t remember if he’s retiring or not
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Back of the Net Veteran winger Ryan Giggs has made a decision on his future, but his memory isn’t what it was, writes John Foster...
Ed Woodward asks out actress Rashida Jones
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Back of the Net Reds chief on the hunt for a new partner, writes Back of the Net's John Foster...
Moyes ignores Kagawa in sushi restaurant
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Back of the Net David Moyes has pointedly refused Shinji Kagawa's offer to translate Japanese menu items during a team dinner at a sushi restaurant, preferring to rely on Ashley Young...
Newcastle fans' nipples still erect from Old Trafford win
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Back of the Net Back of the Net's John Foster reports on the continuing fall-out from the Magpies' win at the Theatre of Dreams...
Manchester United chief Woodward calls for A-side
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Back of the Net John Foster reports on the latest from Old Trafford...
Ashley Young eaten by wolves
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Back of the Net Manchester United star comes to a grizzly end, Back of the Net's John Foster reports...
Adnan Januzaj to represent Brazil in 1982
By John Foster published
Back of the Net The Manchester United youngster's international future just got even murkier, as Back of the Net's John Foster reports...
Keane urged to reveal where he buried Haaland
By John Foster published
Back of the Net The former Manchester United and Ireland madman has been asked to set the record straight. Back of the Net's John Foster reports...
Moyes fails in attempt to sign autograph
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Back of the Net Manchester United boss struggling with the pen after disappointing deadline day
United to try split “derisory" and "insulting” offers
By John Foster published
Back of the Net After seeing their initial £28 million bid slammed, Manchester United will return with separate offers for duo.
Moyes expects telephone to be connected next week at latest
By John Foster published
Back of the Net Old Trafford's new gaffer just has a few things to sort out before he can really get started
Tragedy as Man United unravel Zaha, instead of unveiling him
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Back of the Net Old Trafford press conference ends in disaster
Magath applying cheese to broken heart
By John Foster last updated
Back of the Net Ex-Fulham boss Felix Magath has been getting over his dismissal by clutching a piece of Limburger tightly to his chest, Back of the Net can exclusively reveal...
BotN season preview: New signings, Tintin & underwear auction websites
By John Foster last updated
Back of the Net The Back of the Net team continue their Premier League 2014/15 preview with a completely serious look at QPR, Southampton, Stoke and Sunderland...
Back of the Net's alternative Italia '90: Popular opera, Shilts and the outlawing of Ireland
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Back of the Net Low scoring, cynicism, red cards and endless penalty shootouts mean Italia '90 is considered by most people to be the worst World Cup ever. Which just goes to show that most people are idiots...
Brazil to find new hobby
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Back of the Net The country of Brazil is thinking about really getting into life drawing, Back of the Net's John Foster can reveal...
World acclaims unknown €45m forward from small nation of 47m people
By John Foster last updated
Back of the Net Football has a new superstar, writes John Foster, following a string of explosive performances by the unheralded James Rodriguez from the little-known South American nation of Colombia...
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