Latest articles by Louis Massarella
Ranked! Football's 10 worst-ever debuts
Joao Felix may have had a bad first day at the office – but he has nothing on this lot
11 of the hardest managers ever: you wouldn't mess with 'em...
Sean Dyche had a reputation for hard football and a rough demeanour at Burnley – but he doesn't make our list of the most brutish bosses ever…
RANKED! FourFourTwo's 50 most memorable Euros goals
Genius, chips, lobs, screamers, plenty of Zlatan and much, much more...
Greatest individual seasons: Andy Cole brings the goals to Newcastle (1993/94)
Greatest Seasons We kick off our series looking back at the greatest ever individual seasons in Premier League history with Andy Cole's exceptional 1993/94 campaign – as told by Louis Massarella
10 of football's maddest medicals: starring teething trouble and too much sex
Top 10 Louis Massarella checks out these prospective new signings' bizarre check-ups
8 stars of the future to look out for at the Olympics football tournament
Olympics The guys and girls with huge potential whether or not they're going for gold in three weeks…
When Holland were last rubbish – with Louis van Gaal at the controls
Netherlands After defeat to Czech Republic ended their Euro 2016 campaign, the Dutch have gone from tournament semi-finalists to qualification also-rans in the space of two years. But we’ve been here before…
The FourFourTwo Preview: Man United vs Newcastle
Premier League Premier League | Old Trafford | Fri 26 Dec | 3pm
10 of the maddest derby moments EVER: Souey's flag, Jens' late show and furious Fergie
Top 10 Ah... nothing like a rivalry to stoke the passions. Ahead of two huge Premier League derbies on Sunday, we remember the most madcap moments from derbies of yore...
Why Liverpool vs Manchester United is England's biggest derby
FourFourTwo Many of you don't agree with Louis Massarella...
Whatever happened to caring about the No.1 shirt?
Never have Europe's big guns enjoyed so much competition between the sticks than this season, but is there really hunger to be first choice or is bench-warming all too easy? Louis Massarella investigates...
Top 10 friendly foul-ups: Barton the peacekeeper, kidnaps and hotdog arson
Top 10 After four players were sent off in the opening half an hour of Coventry's friendly with AEL Kalloni, Louis Massarella remembers more pre-season tussles that turned sour...
The FourFourTwo Preview: Bayern Munich vs Man United
UEFA Champions League Champions League | Allianz Arena | Wed 9 Apr | 7:45pm
The FourFourTwo Preview: Man United vs Liverpool
Premier League Premier League | Old Trafford | Sun 16 Mar | 1:30pm
Kevin Keegan: Q&A
Q & A Former Newcastle, Man City and England manager Kevin Keegan spoke to Louis Massarella after a busy start to the transfer window ahead of the FA Cup Third Round...
George Best: Perfect XI
Perfect XI In one of his final interviews, the Manchester United and Northern Ireland legend picks his finest team-mates and opponents
FourFourTwo's 50 Most Memorable Euros Goals: 8. Maniche, PORTUGAL v Holland, 2004
FFT 50 Euros Goals He may have looked like something out of The League of Gentlemen but, as Louis Massarella explains, there was nothing darkly humorous about the former Chelsea loanee's wonder strike...
The 12 best Chelsea kits of all time
Chelsea They may be the Blues, but the boys from the bridge have had a varied colour scheme down the years, discovers Louis Massarella…
Jamie Cureton: Stay sharp in your 30s
Jamie Cureton Veteran Football League poacher, Jamie Cureton, on adapting your game for your late-30s
5 simple meal prep ideas
Recovery Why reach for the washing-up liquid every night? Prime your body for football by preparing meals for the days ahead
Beat the January blues
Psychology If T.S. Eliot thought April was the cruellest month, he’d obviously never played Sunday League. But never fear: FFT is here to help you kick-start the year
FourFourTwo's 50 Most Memorable Euros Goals: 3. Paul Gascoigne, ENGLAND v Scotland, 1996
FFT 50 Euros Goals This might not have been a goal only Gazza could have scored, but the celebration was certainly one only he could have pulled off. Louis Massarella casts his mind back to Euro 96...
The FourFourTwo Preview: Cameroon vs Brazil
World Cup 2014 World Cup Group A | Brasilia | Mon 23 Jun | 9pm
FourFourTwo's 50 Most Memorable Euros Goals: 10. John Jensen, DENMARK v Germany, 1992
FFT 50 Euros Goals Denmark weren't even supposed to be at Euro 1992, so perhaps it was inevitable that they went on to win the whole thing. Louis Massarella recalls the goal that set them on their way in the final...
