Martin Kelner
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Martin Kelner’s Screen Break: England unite the nation in hubris and humiliation
By Martin Kelner published
Funny Martin Kelner, whose "Screen Break" column ran for 16 years in The Guardian, picks up the pieces after another night of English shame...

Martin Kelner’s Screen Break: Roy gets away with it; Gabby overdoses on Haribo
By Martin Kelner published
England You saw how Roy’s boys got on in Lens against Wales – but what about those media bods we love to chatter about? Martin Kelner, whose "Screen Break" column ran for 16 years in The Guardian, does the dismantling...
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