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In Other News... The Manchester United cult hero has revealed the stomach-turning secret behind his endless stamina

In Other News... Pogba got into it with his own colleagues on the touchline after hobbling off the pitch with a knee injury

In Other News... Macheda, best known for a goal he netted nine years ago, scored before completely losing the plot on Tuesday night

In Other News... Not the finest moment of Dean Henderson's young career...

In Other News... The Real Football Fan Show will debut on April 20. Isn't that something to look forward to? 

Funny Ah, yes, it's that time of the quadrennial – when adult responsibility makes way for childhood regression and (deeply) competitive collecting. But we're not sure about these ones... 

Back of the Net Ibra leaves United because Old Trafford is too small to contain his talent, Back of the Net reveal

In Other News... The Bees bagged a real classic of the genre in their 3-1 win over the Red Devils on Tuesday evening

In Other News... "I don't know if I will become a professional footballer... I hope I do," says the future winner of 11 major trophies and 34 England caps. Aww...

In Other News... Fellaini has been trying out a new hairstyle for GQ, and it's gone down predictably badly