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Joao Felix may have had a bad first day at the office – but he has nothing on this lot

Quiz A ton of teams will flash up before you - can you remember whether they've ever won Europe's biggest prize, made the final, the semis... or been nowhere near?

FM23 The Football Manager 2023 beta is out, with clubs' starting budgets ranging from the mega-rich to those barely surviving

QUIZ! Who's rippled nets the most in Europe since the turn of the millennium?

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Quiz The Champions League is reserved for the best of the best - making this century of players pretty special indeed…

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On-loan heroes, embarrassing complacency, Stasi-angering capitulation... and the match that literally changed football

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Quiz We're looking for the most merciless marksman of the millennium today