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Football quiz The all-time top-scoring players for all 26 letters of the alphabet, based on surname and goals scored in Europe’s elite competition. This is the real quiz

Premier League From a couple of goalscoring aces to a ball-playing centre-back who'd fit perfectly in London, these are the best Germany-based players who could be a success in England's top tier

Lists Football is littered with less well-off brothers, whether it’s Joel Cantona or Kaka’s awkward sibling, Digao. Jack Beresford looks at 12 players stuck forever playing second fiddle 

Lists From Ramos to Robben, Adam Washbrook looks at the fiendish players who did the crime then didn’t do the time – since they totally fooled the officials

Lists The data from our friends at STATS on the dead-ball specialists with the best conversion rate across Europe's top-five leagues: from the Argentine jewel to the Premier League's secret weapon

Football quiz As we count down the world’s best footballers in 2017, how many of our top 100 from a decade ago can you recall?