Eating cows and washing Wilko's balls

AndersonâÂÂs less than spectacular form in a Manchester United shirt may have an explanation.

I was in a Brazilian restaurant in Manchester last Tuesday, taking advantage of their ã12 all-you-can-eat lunchtime menu, when the portoalegrense ambled in with Nani.

 

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Andy Mitten
Editor at Large

Andy Mitten is Editor at Large of FourFourTwo, interviewing the likes of Lionel Messi, Eric Cantona, Sir Alex Ferguson and Diego Maradona for the magazine. He also founded and is editor of United We Stand, the Manchester United fanzine, and contributes to a number of publications, including GQ, the BBC and The Athletic.